Online TV for Entertainment?

October 10? Wow - that's quite a while since I last posted anything here.

It's been a kind of doldrums month, and I hit a blank spot with writing, so I thought I'd comment on something else - the wondrous treasure trove that online TV provides.

Hm, was that sarcastic enough?

I first discovered the wonders of online TV a few months ago when I was pointed at a really neat site called blinkx.com. This site has thousands of TV shows available for online viewing - sort of. What it really has is links to other sites that actually store the shows and then allow you to play them back with varying levels of commercials, subtitles, etc.

I found it useful when I wanted to see all of the Moonlight episodes that I recently discovered I had missed. Actually, I missed the whole show - it only lasted one season, but it was pretty good and better written than I expected. So I dove in at my son's urging, only to discover some interesting and highly relevant details:

Of the three storage providers, I could not access one of them at all (and, unfortunately, I also forgot their name - sorry).

A really nice one with good resolution and a nice playback interface is megavideo.com. The only problem, as it were, is that they really are a subscription service, so you can only watch up to 74 minutes of video at a time. That's enough for about 1 1/2 hours of a TV show (because there are no commercials - thank you), but not enough for a whole movie. Also, you have to get past the commercial at the beginning to watch a show, but that's fairly easy to do.

Another decent one with reasonably good playback features but a reduced video size (and generally horrible quality resolution, though it is watchable) is tudou.com. This is a Chinese web site (surprise), and the videos are filled with Chinese subtitles, which can get really annoying when they obscure a big chunk of the bottom of the screen. They have short commercials once in a while, at the start of a show, which are loud but, fortunately for those of us who do not speak or read Chinese, in Chinese. Also, they tend to be short. Tudou also has a minor irritating feature in that a lot of their shows are split in half, and not all of them load the next segment automatically. This can be good or bad, depending on how you look at it.

Then I started exploring some more. A show that I found I liked a little back when it started out was Eureka, from the SF channel (SciFi, now SyFy). I finally got hooked into watching the reruns of the third season last spring, and the new one over the summer. Through blinkx, I was able to catch up on the whole show - eventually. There were problems with the links, and not all of the shows were available all the time, but the worst part was that some of the links were to the wrong shows. IIRC, the first season got messed up about half way through and all the Tudou links are actually for the previous week's show. This is why there's a mystery "Episode 14" with no name at the end of the season - it's really episode 13, but since Tudou is off by a week, they had to do something, I suppose.

There are other significant drawbacks to online TV. Not all of some of the older shows are available online. This is annoying when I wanted to watch, say, JAG - the ninth and tenth seasons are not online at all (the 9th season was just released on DVD by Paramount, and the 10th is still waiting out there somewhere), and a lot of the shows are missing.

JAG is actually not a bad show if you're a huge fan of the US military, or if you can get past their heavy rah-rah approach (being ex-Navy, I know that the presentations are both distorted and inaccurate, but not in a way that interferes with the stories), and a lot of the plots are quite interesting.

I started watching JAG because I got hooked on NCIS watching the reruns every night on USA (on a real TV, but fake broadcasts - it's cable-only). I like the way the characters are developed and interact, and they've managed to cut back some on the gore last season (finally). When I wanted to find out the name of particular guest actor on the show, I looked it up in the IMDB and found out it was a spin-off of JAG. (USA also runs JAG reruns, and I happened to catch part of one of the two-parter that started NCIS as a separate show.) First I watched the pre-pilot of NCIS-on-JAG, then I thought I'd check out the rest of the show. Not too bad.

One of the other storage sites is called fanpop.com, which appears to be a defective interface to tudou.com - I can't get it to load the videos. Ever.

The other major online TV provider I've looked at is hulu.com ("an evil plot to destroy your mind - enjoy!").

For recent shows, like the latest episodes of Bones and NCIS that I missed on the original broadcast, they're pretty good. There are times when the loading is too slow to be watchable - it stops every second or so, mid-word and all, and that gets old really fast. On the other hand, I can't get Fox's "special, high-speed streaming" player to work on my machines at all. From hulu, I have no trouble watching the Fox shows.

However, there are also older shows that are still available on hulu.com that I like, when I can get at them. One of these is Highlander (the series starring Adrian Paul, not the movies). More than half the time, the videos are stubborn to load and don't. About half the time, after they've loaded, they freeze and drop the link, so I have to go back and reload and reposition. And occasionally I get a message saying that the video is not available, which is a lie - it usually means I have to clear my cookies, cache and other local linked data and start over again.

If that's the evil plot to destroy my mind, I'm not worried. It's more irritating than anything else, and it happens so much I don't watch as many in a row as I used to. OMG, I'm breaking my addiction to TV, physical and online!

All of this makes me wonder something: Since the US economy has deteriorated to the point where the vast majority of the jobs that are still available are service jobs (think waiters, busboys and infotainment) and most of what we're producing is just entertainment, occasionally disguised poorly as opinionated propaganda - excuse me, "news" - are these entertainment services anything more than just a way to keep us home, entertained and mindless?

I have to wonder and worry about that - I write, and I'd like people to read. My writing may not be classic or even particularly entertaining, but let's face it: Dr. Seuss is more challenge to our brains than ANYTHING on TV, broadcast, cable or online.

Tell me what you think!